pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

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bebroom:

not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site

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theinsufferablefan:

broadway-aradia:

what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg

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oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

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phriend:

Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques

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ashleyfiglow:

Soooooo my sister is like deathly afraid of E.T. so to be facetious i put this picture on her facebook wall

then she retaliated with this picture

And this started a war. My sister’s other great fear is being stabbed to death so I put this on her wall

and she knows I am terrified of Insidious so she made this one

she hates Justin Bieber so I made this

Then she made this

So then I made the most terrifying thing either of us can imagine

Your move sister.

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readalot413:

liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people

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