New England sports teams.
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
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not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site
(via fooboo24)@12 hours ago with 25241 notes
dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????
this can be taken two ways
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Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
Soooooo my sister is like deathly afraid of E.T. so to be facetious i put this picture on her facebook wall
then she retaliated with this picture
And this started a war. My sister’s other great fear is being stabbed to death so I put this on her wall
and she knows I am terrified of Insidious so she made this one
she hates Justin Bieber so I made this
Then she made this
So then I made the most terrifying thing either of us can imagine
Your move sister.
(via fooboo24)@12 hours ago with 14451 notes
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
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